We will not be moved: How to fail a math test with dignity!

Friday, October 24, 2008

How to fail a math test with dignity!

Haha! I love this! =D

7 comments:

Evann said...: Well, I love it all except for the third one. *Glares at this Peter guy*; October 24, 2008 at 8:10 AM
Unknown said...: lol usually FWDs are...not funny...but this one is!; October 24, 2008 at 8:20 AM
Anonymous said...: lol!!!!
this is sooooo funny
I totally hate math it shows b/c
i have an f in that class; October 24, 2008 at 8:27 AM
Jolie said...: hahaha..that's really funny, but NO, I do NOT appreciate the 'she's a woman' one.. =P ;-) that just goes to show for the depraved minds of men. ;-); October 24, 2008 at 5:35 PM
Courtney said...: hahahahahaha :D you think they'd let me use that on the SAT???; October 26, 2008 at 5:58 PM
Jolie said...: oh yes--! I completely forgot to respond to your comment! Well, I'd like to go to both N and S Korea, and also Isreal, Europe, ALL over Africa (our family is like obsessed with Africa =P ).. all sorts of places! Everywhere for Christ!
And I just may be going to Uganda in August..but we'll have to see.
Hey , we should go on a mission trip together someday! That would be amazing! We could organize a bunch of friends who wanted to go lots of places..and then go..and that would be..pretty much really cool. =); October 28, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Megan said...: haha! Some good ideas...jk,jk,jk.; October 28, 2008 at 11:56 AM

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"Please don't kill me mommy
Just what have I done?
It wasn't my fault you got pregnant
It was your fault for having "fun."

Now I have to pay for what you did
Abortion clinic, but why
You may not know it now but when you go
I will know and cry.

I want to come into the world
And I want to be a part
Why can't I gain entrance
Into my mommy's heart.

You want to know something?
I'll soon have your blond hair
And also your sky blue eyes
Does that make you want to care?

Please don't do this mommy
Abortion is not the only choice
Why can you not love me?
And use your own debating voice.

I know that you care
I know you really want me
Why does dad get to choose
The way that it should be?

He says he's not ready
But what about you?
Yes I can hear you
I have feelings too!

I may only be a fetus
Only twelve weeks along
But every night I hear you
Sing your sorrowful song.

You cry all night
Wrapped in the sheet
Ashamed to tell him
The decision you meet.

Abortion kills and you know this
But today I'm three years old
I am glad you finally saw the truth
And I love that you became bold.

Dad is here and he is great
A natural daddy of course
I am so glad that after your chat
He felt such remorse.

Just think if you had aborted
I would not be here today
Who knows where you and dad would be
And now I thank God every day."